Inspirational considered the week:
In case you can stroll or crawl, let’s depart this hospital
And take this automotive far because it goes
Misplaced and kicked about, solar belt scars take away all doubt
Cowl up, this chapter’s closed, no, this world ain’t all snow
— “Solar Belt Scars,” by Banner Pilot
Right here at Backside 10 headquarters, situated behind the buckets the place my SEC Community coworkers puked up their Nashville hot chicken, we now have lengthy been on the Solar Belt bandwagon. Which is to say that we now have ridden on that wagon when it not solely did not have a band, nevertheless it was making an attempt to roll on 4 flat tires.
We’re speaking concerning the not-so-long in the past days when Georgia State was racking up Backside 10 championships. When Georgia Southern followers have been offended at me as a result of I jokingly referred to as them Georgia Southern Not State. When R.O.C.Ok. within the UTSA was a decade-long joke. When the one notes of notability about Coastal Carolina have been that its area was teal and its mascot was a rooster first written about by Chaucer.
Now all of these groups are bowl season regulars. And due to the unforgettable Week 2 Saturday conjured up by them and their convention cohorts, the cloud-busting beams of the #FunBelt have giddily sunburned shoulders within the unsuspecting seating bowls of school soccer’s most tales venues, from Faculty Station to Lincoln to South Bend. And the three huge winners — Appalachian State, Georgia Southern and Marshall — have been paid greater than 1,000,000 bucks every to slap the faces of the superpowers who had simply signed these checks.
Good factor. As a result of some stuff goes to must be fastened again dwelling.
I imply, for actual. Boone would possibly by no means recuperate. pic.twitter.com/6wTmfaBTUp
— Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) September 11, 2022
With apologies to John David Crow, Johnny Rodgers, Paul Hornung and Steve Harvey, listed here are the post-Week 2 Backside 10 rankings.
1. UMess (0-2)
Fast recap of the Minutemen‘s 2022 season: Misplaced to TU, as in Tulane College, 42-10. Misplaced to UT, as in College of Toledo, 55-10. In two weeks, they face TU, as in Backside 10 Ready Listing member Temple College. However first, they need to TU-ssle with Stony Brook. Essentially the most well-known former Seawolves s-TU-dent is Pat Benatar, Class of ’74, b-UT she dropped o-UT.
2. Huh-Why?-Yuh (0-3)
It’s straightforward to be distracted by the sport that the Rainbow Warriors have looming over the horizon on Sept. 24 (see under), however first they are going to host a 1-2 FCS crew in Duquesne — pronounced Due-cane — as in, dude, cane we lastly win a sport this season?
3. Whew Mexico State (0-3)
And right here is that Week 4 sport we referenced, doubtlessly the primary Pillow Combat of the 12 months of the Century of 2022, when Hawai’i travels to Las Cruces to face the Other Aggies, who misplaced to Backside 10 Ready Listers UTEP final week. See? Instructed you it was over the horizon. Like, 3,209 miles over the horizon. However first, New Mexico State should journey 1,220 miles to Madison, Wisconsin, for the second leg of their Hey I am Jerry Kill, Keep in mind Me, From Minnesota, And I am A Good Man So Please Do not Destroy Us Too Badly Tour. (The Different Aggies obtained thumped by the Golden Gophers in Week 2.)
4. Charlotte 0-and-3’ers (0-3)
The 49ers have been shell-shocked by the Terrapins of Maryland 56-21 and now journey to face a Georgia State crew that ought to have joined the Week 2 Enjoyable Belt bonanza by beating North Carolina on the Artist Previously Identified As Turner Discipline. Talking of Georgia State Not Southern, a public service announcement: In case you gained tickets from the Unhealthy Ass Rock Present to this weekend’s sport, don’t present up in Atlanta. You are speculated to be in Statesboro at Georgia Southern Not State.
Oops. #GeorgiaStateNotSouthern pic.twitter.com/tSxL0QHXSM
— Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) September 12, 2022
5. The Ghost of Dana X. Bible
From 1917 till 1928, head coach Dana X. Bible led Texas A&M to 5 Southwest Convention titles and a pair of nationwide championships. However in ’29 he left for Nebraska, the place he gained one other six convention championships in eight seasons. How did he land that job? As a result of it had been turned down by their first selection, Notre Dame head coach Knute Rockne, who informed Nebraska directors that he could not depart his beloved Preventing Irish, however added, “I’m recommending a person you in all probability know little about. He’s Dana X. Bible at Texas A&M and I contemplate him the best younger coach in America. If you may get him, he is your man.” Oh, and Bible completed his head teaching profession with a decade at Texas. One can solely think about Bible and Knute bellied as much as a bar in school soccer heaven this previous Saturday as they watched their beloved Aggies, Huskers and Irish being concurrently smoked by the Solar Belt, to not point out the Horns’ blown lead in opposition to Bama. The feedback have been little question Dana X-rated.
6. Southern Missed (0-2)
A lot was made on social media of The Boo at The U as Miami followers may very well be heard angrily shouting down from the stands of Arduous Rock Stadium. On the time, all of us assumed their disgruntlement was aimed on the dwelling Hurricanes, mired in an uninspiring 7-3 tractor pull with the Golden Eagles by the closing seconds of the primary half. What we all know now could be that the followers have been grossed out by undershirt-less Southern Miss head coach Will Corridor, who was holding his personal private moist T-shirt contest on the steamy South Florida sideline.
— no context school soccer (@nocontextcfb) September 10, 2022
7. U-Cannot (1-2)
Throughout Week Zero, UConn misplaced to Utah State 31-20. Since then, USU has misplaced to Alabama 55-0, which is completely comprehensible, however then fell 35-7 to Weber State, which is completely not comprehensible. Additionally not comprehensible is why the Huskies’ subsequent two video games are in opposition to high 25 groups Michigan and NC State. Even much less comprehensible is why three weeks into the season, Michigan may have performed three Backside 10 groups. The Wolverines began with Hawai’i, they’re about to face UConn and final weekend they beat …
8. Colora-duh State (0-2)
Most within the Centennial State will agree that it’s whole ram doo-doo that Colorado State now not performs Colorado within the Rocky Mountain Showdown. Most within the Mile Excessive State agree that it’s a pile of buffalo caca that the most effective the groups might do was schedule home-and-homes sporadically over the following twenty years. However all of us can agree that the absence can be felt most this 12 months, when each faculties are 0-2 and enjoying like their cleats stepped in all of that dung beforehand talked about.
9. The Akronmonious Buffaloed Baller Central State of Kent
Whereas the #FunBelt was in full-on occasion mode, poor #MACtion spent its total Saturday already wanting just like the morning after. The convention went 2-8 in nonconference video games. 5 groups are 0-2, punctuated by the Buffalo Bulls Not Payments and the 46-yard, as-time-expired game-losing TD toss it allowed to the Holy Cross Crusaders, a crew that clearly practices quite a lot of Hail Mary’s however apparently says quite a lot of Hail Mary’s too.
Why not Holy Cross? #GoCrossGo pic.twitter.com/z1sLxTYEw3
— Holy Cross Soccer (@HCrossFB) September 11, 2022
10. Boiling Inexperienced (0-2)
The Brown Falcons misplaced in seven overtimes to Jap Kentucky, the crew picked to complete third within the ASUN Convention of the FCS. Bowling Inexperienced erased a 14-point deficit with a 21-0 run, however EKU scored on the ultimate play of regulation to drive additional time, then stopped BGSU and responded with a rating to win within the seventh OT. So, in the event you have been questioning why we left Bowling Inexperienced off the earlier listing of heartbroken MAC groups, now that was no accident. It did not merely have its coronary heart damaged, it opened up its personal wing of the cardiac ward.
Ready listing: Temple of Doom, Colora-duh, ULM (pronounced “ulm”), the 12 months 2022 B.C., UTEP Minors, Whew Mexico, FI(not A)U, Minute Rice, your entire AFC South.